OK... theme suggestion...
dress your impliment of destruction up real pretty and take a picture... be creative too man. I'm sure we all have names for them so feel free to show the reason why you named it that.
If you named it after you ex, dress it up like that fuckin moron.
If you named it after your parents, just make it look bitchy.
Hell, if you named it after fuckin Lizzy Borden, throw an axe by it and take a picture of that.